Thursday, August 25, 2005

SKIPPY THE GAY KANGAROO

The reports of Skippy's death are premature. His mangled body was filled full of air and he is as good as new. Crash Test Wallaby can come home now. Skippy is OK and all is forgiven.

4 comments:

J*A*C*K said...

Skippy has been properly potty trained. He has also been taught tricks like playing dead, rolling over and peeing while standing up.
Skippy did show some interest in coming to the USA and kicking for the Dallas Cowboys. He said something about rugby players being total mama boys.
Yes I'm afraid that Skippy is having gender identification problems. He suffered a tremendous blow to the head you know.

J*A*C*K said...

Perhaps you are confusing american football with soccer. Wimps play soccer. American heros play american football.
Now we both know the real reason you like rugby. Its Gregory Mahe.

ROTFLMFAO

J*A*C*K said...

You need to go to an American football game and hear the sounds and see the sights as players run into each other. The sound of bodies hitting. The grunts of pain. The injured players being draged off the field.

Firemen world wide are heros every day.

Personally I perfer pocket pool.

J*A*C*K said...

Too fooookin much. LOL