Tuesday, September 20, 2005

THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN


In 1284, the town of Hamelin is suffering from a terrible plague of rats. The town council tries everything to get rid of them -- without success. At last, the Mayor promises 1000 florins to the one who can put an end to the plague.
A stranger dressed in bright red and yellow clothes shows up and says he can rid Hamelin of the rats. At night, the stranger starts to play a soft tune on a flute, luring all the rats out of the houses and barns towards the river Weser, where they drown.
The Mayor refuses to pay the piper: "Playing a tune on a flute is not worth 1000 florins. Get out of Hamelin!"
But the piper returns on a Sunday morning, when all the grown-ups are at church. Again he starts to play a tune on his flute. This time, all the children follow him, as he walks out of the gate to the mountains. Suddenly, a cave opens in the mountain. The piper walks into the mountain, still followed by the children, and the cave closes again.
The children were never seen again in Hamelin.

12 comments:

J*A*C*K said...

I must assume that only the Piper and children know and they arn't talking. One can always use their imagination.

J*A*C*K said...

Perhaps an enema would recover the lost children. However the point of entry would have to be found first, which could take years considering the size of cockslap's enormous ass. I think the best thing to do is to listen for the flute music and call Nurse Trish.

J*A*C*K said...

Yes. Someone has to rescue those children.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree.

*farts*

oooooops sorry

J*A*C*K said...

ooops.........

Anonymous said...

what does fatboy taste like?

Anonymous said...

what makes you idiots think you can catch me?..... FEMA tried and failed..... the pussys
I tell bush what to do.... so fuck off

J*A*C*K said...

Does anyone know what plan C is?

Anonymous said...

TRY C FOR CUNT

Doing_what said...

Crasha you’re right… They can clone the pic as well…

But guess what…. I just fucked up their little game…

Ok everyone…. Here’s the deal..

Everyone has their own UNIQUE BLOGGER ID NUMBER..SO…

When reading a comment from someone and you don’t know if it’s the right person or not, all you have to do is this:

- Right click on the name that signed the comment
- Click on Properties
- When the small Properties window opens, you will see the UNIQUE BLOGGER ID NUMBER of the person that signed that comment.


HAHAHAHAHA…. How’s that ASSHOLES….. FUCKED UP YOUR LITTLE BULLSHIT GAME…DIDN’T I… ACTUALLY… I HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR THIS LITTLE BIT OF ENLIGHTENING INFORMATION…BUT I WONT SAY HIS/HER NAME..NOT SURE THEY WANT TO BE KNOWN… IN ANY CASE…. DUUUUUUHHHHHH !!!

To further IRRITATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU…BELOW IS A LIST OF MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ON THE VARIOUS DIFFERENT BLOGS…

Pammy = 12979138
Crasha = 7974559
Sweetnpetite = 9142825
Me – Doing_what = 8190155
Mafia Bride = 8047086
Destiny = 8429253
Secret Delights = 13635014
Alicia = 13199854
Deception = 7936312
Sweetlady Tiger = 7949453
Chatho = 7748551
Padakeg = 7913972
Nagromi = 12294727
Fly On The Wall = 9210249 ( I know who you are fly..lol )
Nuke Mecca = 8520947
Padakeg = 7913972
Eye Of New = 13293656
Abu The Pig Farmer = 10086571
X0xja e of heartsxox= 8759867
Peter Piper = 13171107
Utah = 7294801
Sandi/Bunny = 13285532 ( Sign’s Bunny )
CGordon = 12952954
Tisha = 7913985
Hellbentandwhiskey = 12960125 ( Tisha and Sign )
Pastor = 7891301
Bi Boy Roy = 8019448

So there you go... Doing and Company foils another plot/game.

I have another surprise coming soon too.... Dont I Crasha and Sweet ? LOL

This one is really cool though...
I think you'll all like it...

J*A*C*K said...

Thats it. I'm calling the cops. Do you think I should call President Bush?

J*A*C*K said...

Thanks my little blossom.